GUY-SPEAK

   I've been around too many guys in this life, so there's no how I wouldn't have learnt a few things. One of the things i've learnt is, guy-speak (it's guy talk but I like the word speak -__-). As you may know, the only way to become fluent in guy-speak is to communicate with as many guys as possible. It's like learning a language - you'll never be perfect unless you go to the roots!
Let me just tell you the top 5 things I've learnt about guy-speak concerning girls:

1. When ever you hear a guy speak about commitment, in most cases, that is a word applied to football or something sports related.

2. When a guy says he's not ready for a relationship now, he probably means not with that you anyway.

3. Sometimes when a guy says "let's just see how it goes", just have it in mind that nothing is going anywhere, if it is, not anytime soon.

4. When a guy says, "Your friend looks nice" or makes any reference to your friend; it just means he might have taken up an interest in your friend and you might be of great help.

This last one is just The. Ultimate!!!
5. When a guy says "I'll call/text you later" it might mean either of these:
- He'll call/text you later that day.

- He'll call/text you tomorrow .

- He'll call/text you in the next few days.

- He'll call/text you in the next fortnight.

- He'll call/text you next month.

- He'll call/text you next year.

- He'll call/text you at some stage if he's got nothing better to do.

- He'll call/text you at some stage if he remembers.

- He's not going to call/text you but it's what he always says.

Top 5 people, I'm quite a good student right? I know, I know ^^