WHY I WON'T FOLLOW YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA

   Social media is as a meet-greet arena no doubt but shouldn't it be my choice to want to meet or greet you? So why do you take offence and start tagging me what i'm not? Is it the way I reply? I know its not right for me to be impolite which i'm not but what's the difference? Even in my politeness, you're still the same.
   It's about follow backs or adds, I don't follow back yet you say "it's not like she's a celeb", have you wondered why I didn't? Like maybe I didn't see it? Or maybe I found something offensive in your profile?
Wait, wait, wait, lets say you followed me like err 3 days ago and I haven't followed back, please darling, you have options:
1. Unfollow me
2. Leave a message
3. Blah blah blah, satisfy yourself.

I don't care, I don't care, I do!! Which is why i'd take the time out to list reasons I most likely won't follow you back on social media:

1. I do not like your bio.

2. I do not like your profile picture.

3. Your name has a factor or an accent to it eg "Dami" for "Dharmhie" or "Oluchi" for "Orlouchie".

4. You add those odd/celeb titles  to your name eg "Young money Tola" or "Sweet pinky princess" .

5. You type in this manner on a real --> Fwesh bwoi jux warna noe yhu.

6. I scan your profile and find you use a lot of offensive words.

7. I scan your profile and find you post a lot of offensive pictures.

8. I didn't see your follow.

9. There's just something missing about you

10. I just don't want to follow you back.

There you have it.
Take a hint though: When you follow me, leave a message alongside.

I have tried my best, if these still don't appeal to you then, sweetheart, I owe you nothing and I don't think i'm sorry.

Peace Mauvers xx

(Who needs a spell check?)